field trips

gaoshu elementary school does many kind things for me. they feed me what may be taiwan's best vegetarian lunch. they invite me to pitch for faculty-student baseball games. they allow me to stage elaborate, lengthy productions during all-school assemblies, no questions asked. they ensure full press coverage when i do interesting things such as perform crossing guard duty. they also strive to help me make the most of my time in taiwan, and so they have been asking me along on recent class trips. in theory, i'm invited along as a chaperone. in reality, the kids don't listen to me AND i generally have no idea what's going on anyways. thank you, GES!

#1: the 6th grade graduation trip

we rode tour buses all over taiwan for 3 days, led by a super cool real chaperone named shao pin. she was no-nonsense, bossy, and a great singer. kind of like a taiwanese mary poppins. here we are visiting the 9.21 earthquake museum that commemorates the magnitude 7.6 earthquake of 1999. the high school where the museum is housed has been preserved in its original condition. we saw a buckled race track, a gashed rice paddy, and a mesmerizing 3D movie about earthquakes and tsunamis.

my delightful supervisor mr. soo also "chaperoned" the 6th grade class trip. he is somehow always in rare form, and this trip was no exception. he demonstrated t'ai chi at the juming sculpture museum, alongside juming's incredibly graceful bronze taichi series. he explained his love for lions by saying that he, too, longs for a life centered purely around sleeping and eating. during our 3 days, we visited the taichung museum of natural science, the earthquake museum, the juming sculpture garden, taipei 101, the taipei zoo, and leofoo village amusement park. my favorite parts were juming's sculptures, the lil rattler roller coaster, and the teacher-student mealtime segregation.

#2: 4th grade swimming lessons

taiwan is an island, yet many taiwanese can't swim. GES is doing its part to combat this problem by sending the kids to the pool for swimming lessons. for 3 hours one fine morning, the 4th graders took to cishan's municipal pool. they had an hour of swim lessons, wherein they learned to kick their legs and lunge for the edge. the rest of the time, they were free to enjoy the water slides, jumbo jacuzzi, wave river, and splash beds (?). i was brave enough to be the lone teacher running in GES's 4K fun run, but i was not brave enough to be the lone teacher in a bathing suit.

#3: the orchid expo in jiouru

this was actually not a class trip, persay, but i went with mr. chung the younger, and he's a teacher at GES, so it was a teachers-only field trip. astonishingly gorgeous orchids can be seen all over taiwan, but the jiouru exp is special: it happens only once a year, it is enclosed in a tent, and some of the orchids are adorned with prize ribbons. the range of colors, shapes, sizes, and direction of growth were mind-boggling. edward preferred the delicate pinks and creams; i loved them all but especially the bold pinks and oranges.

#4: the 3rd grade trip to the amusement park (coming soon)

photos: bronze taichi by juming; an oviraptor a.k.a. "dinosaur with a weird head" at the taichung science museum; baboon hitchhiker aboard the african safari bus at leofoo amusement park; 3D & track damage at nantou's earthquake museum; mr. soo & juming have a moment; mr. soo & the lions at leofoo; zane; sarah's girls; 4A at the pool; splash beds; belle; jiouru epiphytes